would u like to be my friend?

i'm a bitch, because i won't take shit from you. i'm a whore, because i have big boobs. i'm concited, because i think i'm pretty. i'm stupid, because my opions aren't the same as yours. i'm ugly, because i don't look like you

i'm a freak, because i act crazy. i'm brutally honest, because i will tell you what i think. i'm a liar, because i keep secrets. i'm a nerd, becuase i actually do my homework

i'm fat, because i eat ice cream in front of boys. i'm a slut, because your boyfriend thinks i'm cute. would you like to be my friend?